Oct. 4, 2005 -
I just read that one of those ancient cynic guys masturbated in public. I could see how a man could be driven to that. Especially if he isn't getting laid. Last year I innocently moseyed on into the public bathroom of a busy burger joint around here, some old guy was jerking off into one of the urinals while blasting kiddy tunes from his walkman. There must of have been 9 guys in there pretending not to notice. It was really gay now that I think about it. He was wearing a red baseball hat and khaki shorts with socks and dress shoes.
2005 Bite these nuts.